June 2012
princessziggy:
moves like jagger is the worst song i have ever heard
You protect the sheep by killing the wolves, but it takes a wolf to kill a wolf, do you understand that?
babybritainx:
I miss Ruiner
ME TOO.
Trust in me and your dreams will come true. Blind yourself with the holy light of lucifer.
I don’t believe in divorce. When you truly say forever to someone, you better mean it. If someone cheated on me or fucked me over, I would kill them and go to prison long before having to deal with the personal moral guilt and shame that goes along with divorce. All you have in this world is your word, and I’d rather kill than ever lie again.
I’d do it. It’s definitely more interesting than the rest of my options.
“More and more I feel like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via missingfromreality)
yufeelme:
lowkey want to kill whoever hired the first tall skinny model because that aesthetic is like some weird pathological shit with women now
spacebaw:
when you get down to it life is like a really good burger without a milkshake
follow for more uninspired aphorisms yule love these phrases on your dash
It’s hardcore, everyone meets on the internet.
Maybe I should just move to Atlanta.
I can’t wait to move to California so I can finally eat better burritos. At least I don’t live on the east coast.
“Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via hockey-teeth)
Ain’t trynna love you baby, just fuck you instead.
A couple of weeks ago I wouldn’t have believed how happy I would be now.
I feel like a lot of you guys have really been there through a lot of tough times I’ve had. Thanks for that. Seriously if any of you need a place to stay in las vegas or anything else you can think of, let me know. A few of you people are actually important to me in my daily life, so I would love to do anything I can to help. Especially when some of you are in the same position I’m in.
I did that on purpose. I just thought it was funny.
Remember when I was straight edge and my posts were ultra angry?
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In case you want to get to know me, I am a mix of 2 Chainz and Marcus Aurelius w/ social anxiety.
I would start a conversation with you, I just don’t know how.
There’s nothing wrong with or incredibly amazing about any of your bodies. Stop plz. You guys are mostly OK. Haha
I like not being in a relationship right now but I really miss cuddling and cuddling a vagina with my penis is included in that too.
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
– General James N. Mattis
Sound advice I always follow.
Hey guys, have you heard Henry Rollins wants a soulmate that can sit him down and shut him up? Omg that’s so kewl.
Why do I still look 17
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blackmagicrituals:
where do i go to meet girls without boyfriends or skeezercidal tendencies?
nixonplumbingco:
If you find the world to be a cold, indifferent and absurd place and every experience leaves you with hollow disappointment, take solace in the fact that your death in all likelihood would be just as absurd and disappointing as your life.
Three hoes, trifecta.
I completely understand why people try to make each other jealous, or have problems that result in violence… But our community would be a much better place if we stopped the bullshit and we all just did what we wanted to do and were ourselves. Pretending to like bands is lame. Pretending to like anything is lame. I get that you know one burzum song and two bathory songs. That’s cool. But just stop...
May 2012
Now I’m just somebody that you used to blow.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:
play three 6 mafia at my funeral
